hellokansas:

hellokansas:

hellokansas:

hellokansas:

…you use any pomade other than Murray’s.

…if you like cats more than dogs.

…if your name only has four letters in it.

…if your socks don’t match.

… if you spend your whole day reminding everyone you’re straightedge.

  1. cosrightnowitfeelslikeforever reblogged this from meganpicturetaker
  2. thewayivebeensinking reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    you fuck every Straight Edge in Utah. its not like when you suck their dick you going to absorb some of their XXX. i...
  3. unrulyhooly reblogged this from easyeasters and added:
    Whoa Matt, CDC is tight. lol.
  4. hellokansas reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    You watch R-rated movies.
  5. allieteebone reblogged this from sdunc and added:
    ^^^^^^^^^ Beefin’ over hair products. Real life shit.
  6. dumb-mud reblogged this from moanjett and added:
    You aren’t straight edge if you spoil your dinner with sweets.
  7. danaportwood reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    …if Matt says you aren’t.
  8. sdunc reblogged this from easyeasters and added:
    Who cares. Y’all are talking about pomade. Grow up.
  9. meganpicturetaker reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    … if you spend your whole day reminding everyone you’re straightedge.
  10. easyeasters reblogged this from gnargoyle and added:
    Haha Detroit straight edge? You listen to tyrant and shit? And I’m the poser, you faggots listen to bands like cdc and...
  11. p-dow reblogged this from joeyxparmenter and added:
    First rule of straight edge: don’t talk about straight edge.
  12. moanjett reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    You aren’t straight edge if you watch R-rated movies.
  13. easyeasters reblogged this from gnargoyle and added:
    This is by far the dumbest thing ive ever read
  14. lyonsbrandon reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    Except not, because that junk takes forever to get out.
  15. wizardslayer69 reblogged this from leaf-stone and added:
    you arent straight edge if u pee like a lady dog.
  16. leaf-stone reblogged this from gnargoyle and added:
    MY LAST NAME IS MURRAY
  17. hellokansas posted this