…you use any pomade other than Murray’s.
…if you like cats more than dogs.
…if your name only has four letters in it.
…if your socks don’t match.
… if you spend your whole day reminding everyone you’re straightedge.
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you fuck every Straight Edge in Utah. its not like when you suck their dick you going to absorb some of their XXX. i...
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unrulyhooly reblogged this from easyeasters and added:
Whoa Matt, CDC is tight. lol.
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hellokansas reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
You watch R-rated movies.
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allieteebone reblogged this from sdunc and added:
^^^^^^^^^ Beefin’ over hair products. Real life shit.
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dumb-mud reblogged this from moanjett and added:
You aren’t straight edge if you spoil your dinner with sweets.
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danaportwood reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
…if Matt says you aren’t.
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sdunc reblogged this from easyeasters and added:
Who cares. Y’all are talking about pomade. Grow up.
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meganpicturetaker reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
… if you spend your whole day reminding everyone you’re straightedge.
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easyeasters reblogged this from gnargoyle and added:
Haha Detroit straight edge? You listen to tyrant and shit? And I’m the poser, you faggots listen to bands like cdc and...
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p-dow reblogged this from joeyxparmenter and added:
First rule of straight edge: don’t talk about straight edge.
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moanjett reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
You aren’t straight edge if you watch R-rated movies.
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easyeasters reblogged this from gnargoyle and added:
This is by far the dumbest thing ive ever read
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lyonsbrandon reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
Except not, because that junk takes forever to get out.
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you arent straight edge if u pee like a lady dog.
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leaf-stone reblogged this from gnargoyle and added:
MY LAST NAME IS MURRAY
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